Keeping your professional website up to date while working full time and living life to the fullest (even if your definition of "fullest" is knitting on the couch with your dogs while reading or watching TV and occasionally taking said dogs on walks) is hard.
I have priorities and keeping this website up to date is not one of them.
If you want to know more about me and my mad email dev skills, get in touch with me via LinkedIn.
I do have an updated resume and I do kick ass at my job, as noted below.